My figure skating insructor: "Don't those bracelets have dirty meanings behind them?"
Me: "You know...I've heard that, but I've been wearing these things for six years. That's a long time before that got started."
Skating instructor: "Well, I heard it on the news."

So what? Because she heard some nonesense the news, I'm giving blow jobs to every horny 16-year-old who can steal my bracelets? Ummmm...no.

Oh yeah... I'm taking skating again. It's kicking my ass. Not participating in a sport for seven years and then suddenly becoming an athelete again doesn't go over so well with the muscles.